neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via downeying)

heartbreak-and-xbox:

artisticallyinsaneblog:

(x)

ALWAYS REBLOG.

BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

(via impressionableyouth)

snugglyjumpers:

thegreenasterisk:

alwaysgus:

thestolenearth:

I can totally see this happening

This made me laugh and then awwww when I remembered exactly why I love Eleven.

Simply VWORPS into Mordor

“I love what you’ve done with the place, very…burnt wasteland chic.”

snugglyjumpers:

thegreenasterisk:

alwaysgus:

thestolenearth:

I can totally see this happening

This made me laugh and then awwww when I remembered exactly why I love Eleven.

Simply VWORPS into Mordor

“I love what you’ve done with the place, very…burnt wasteland chic.”

(via giver-of-armbands)

johnlockgay5ever:

holmosexual:

wait what why is benedict at hooters what are you americans doing to him

we gave him the freedom he deserves

and popcorn chicken half off

(via giver-of-armbands)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

keenasaur:

little-shoulders:

guro-tan:

how to confuse the pizza delivery guy into getting free pizza

oh my god yes


OH MY GOOD GOD LORD JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN.

(via coopranderson)

Supernatural: An Easter Summary

Sleep bad. Otherwise, it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep—

(via onemoremistake)

sexually-aggressive-cas:

mamaweallgotogallifrey:

wolfgay:

I think I’d be happier as a cat, I need a life transplant.

I’m sorry, but this poem

Cats sleep anywhere
Any table
Any chair
Top of piano
Window ledge
In the middle
On the edge
Open drawer
Empty shoe
Anybody’s lap will do
Fitted in a cardboard box
In the cupboard
With your frocks
Anywhere!
They don’t care
cats sleep anywhere

is ACCURATE

THE WORLD IS MY BED

(via drjohnhwatson)